// Created by: // // / // // / __/_ // // /____ ____ ____ ____ ____ __ __ ____ / ' ____ // // / / / / / / / / / / / \_/ \/ / \/ / / / / // // / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / // // /_____/ /____/ /____/ /____/ /____/ / / /_____/ /___/ / /____/ // // / // // ___/ // // http://boogomatic.com/ // // Write the time of day var AboutTime, TheHour today=new Date() if (today.getMinutes()>=00 && today.getMinutes()<06){AboutTime="just after "} else if (today.getMinutes()>=06 && today.getMinutes()<12){AboutTime="about ten after "} else if (today.getMinutes()>=12 && today.getMinutes()<18){AboutTime="about quarter after "} else if (today.getMinutes()>=18 && today.getMinutes()<24){AboutTime="about twenty after "} else if (today.getMinutes()>=24 && today.getMinutes()<36){AboutTime="about half past "} else if (today.getMinutes()>=36 && today.getMinutes()<42){AboutTime="like twenty to "} else if (today.getMinutes()>=42 && today.getMinutes()<48){AboutTime="about quarter to "} else if (today.getMinutes()>=48 && today.getMinutes()<54){AboutTime="like ten to "} else if (today.getMinutes()>=54 && today.getMinutes()<=59){AboutTime="just about "} if (today.getHours()==00 && today.getMinutes()<36){TheHour="midnight. "} else if (today.getHours()==0 && today.getMinutes()>=36){TheHour="one at night. "} else if (today.getHours()==1 && today.getMinutes()<36){TheHour="one at night. "} else if (today.getHours()==1 && today.getMinutes()>=36){TheHour="two at night. "} else if (today.getHours()==2 && today.getMinutes()<36){TheHour="two at night. "} else if (today.getHours()==2 && today.getMinutes()>=36){TheHour="three at night. "} else if (today.getHours()==3 && today.getMinutes()<36){TheHour="three at night. "} else if (today.getHours()==3 && today.getMinutes()>=36){TheHour="four in the morning. "} else if (today.getHours()==4 && today.getMinutes()<36){TheHour="four in the morning. "} else if (today.getHours()==4 && today.getMinutes()>=36){TheHour="five in the AM. "} else if (today.getHours()==5 && today.getMinutes()<36){TheHour="five in the AM. "} else if (today.getHours()==5 && today.getMinutes()>=36){TheHour="six in the morning. "} else if (today.getHours()==6 && today.getMinutes()<36){TheHour="six in the morning. "} else if (today.getHours()==6 && today.getMinutes()>=36){TheHour="seven this fine morning. "} else if (today.getHours()==7 && today.getMinutes()<36){TheHour="seven this fine morning. "} else if (today.getHours()==7 && today.getMinutes()>=36){TheHour="eight this fine morning. "} else if (today.getHours()==8 && today.getMinutes()<36){TheHour="eight this fine morning. "} else if (today.getHours()==8 && today.getMinutes()>=36){TheHour="nine in the morning. "} else if (today.getHours()==9 && today.getMinutes()<36){TheHour="nine in the morning. "} else if (today.getHours()==9 && today.getMinutes()>=36){TheHour="ten in the morning. "} else if (today.getHours()==10 && today.getMinutes()<36){TheHour="ten in the morning. "} else if (today.getHours()==10 && today.getMinutes()>=36){TheHour="eleven in the morning. "} else if (today.getHours()==11 && today.getMinutes()<36){TheHour="eleven in the morning. "} else if (today.getHours()==11 && today.getMinutes()>=36){TheHour="twelve noon. "} else if (today.getHours()==12 && today.getMinutes()<36){TheHour="twelve noon. "} else if (today.getHours()==12 && today.getMinutes()>=36){TheHour="one in the afternoon. "} else if (today.getHours()==13 && today.getMinutes()<36){TheHour="one in the afternoon. "} else if (today.getHours()==13 && today.getMinutes()>=36){TheHour="two in the afternoon. "} else if (today.getHours()==14 && today.getMinutes()<36){TheHour="two in the afternoon. "} else if (today.getHours()==14 && today.getMinutes()>=36){TheHour="three in the afternoon. "} else if (today.getHours()==15 && today.getMinutes()<36){TheHour="three in the afternoon. "} else if (today.getHours()==15 && today.getMinutes()>=36){TheHour="four in the afternoon. "} else if (today.getHours()==16 && today.getMinutes()<36){TheHour="four in the afternoon. "} else if (today.getHours()==16 && today.getMinutes()>=36){TheHour="five in the evening. "} else if (today.getHours()==17 && today.getMinutes()<36){TheHour="five in the evening. "} else if (today.getHours()==17 && today.getMinutes()>=36){TheHour="six in the evening. "} else if (today.getHours()==18 && today.getMinutes()<36){TheHour="six in the evening. "} else if (today.getHours()==18 && today.getMinutes()>=36){TheHour="seven in the evening. "} else if (today.getHours()==19 && today.getMinutes()<36){TheHour="seven in the evening. "} else if (today.getHours()==19 && today.getMinutes()>=36){TheHour="eight in the evening. "} else if (today.getHours()==20 && today.getMinutes()<36){TheHour="eight in the evening. "} else if (today.getHours()==20 && today.getMinutes()>=36){TheHour="nine in the evening. "} else if (today.getHours()==21 && today.getMinutes()<36){TheHour="nine in the evening. "} else if (today.getHours()==21 && today.getMinutes()>=36){TheHour="ten at night. "} else if (today.getHours()==22 && today.getMinutes()<36){TheHour="ten at night. "} else if (today.getHours()==22 && today.getMinutes()>=36){TheHour="eleven at night. "} else if (today.getHours()==23 && today.getMinutes()<36){TheHour="eleven at night. "} else if (today.getHours()==23 && today.getMinutes()>=36){TheHour="midnight. "} // Write Greeting var greeting timeNow=new Date() if(timeNow.getHours()>=00 && timeNow.getHours()<02){greeting = "Hey,it's getting late! " } else if(timeNow.getHours()>=02 && timeNow.getHours()<05){greeting = "Is it not time to get to bed! " } else if(timeNow.getHours()>=05 && timeNow.getHours()<07){greeting = "Hi, you're up bloody early! " } else if(timeNow.getHours()>=07 && timeNow.getHours()<10){greeting = "Hello, good morning! " } else if(timeNow.getHours()>=10 && timeNow.getHours()<12){greeting = "Good day, eh! " } else if(timeNow.getHours()>=12 && timeNow.getHours()<13){greeting = "Hey, it's lunchtime! " } else if(timeNow.getHours()>=13 && timeNow.getHours()<17){greeting = "Good afternoon! " } else if(timeNow.getHours()>=17 && timeNow.getHours()<18){greeting = "Have a good evening! " } else if(timeNow.getHours()>=18 && timeNow.getHours()<21){greeting = "Good Evening! " } else if(timeNow.getHours()>=21 && timeNow.getHours()<24){greeting = "Have yourself a good night! " } // Write Holiday // Replace X: else if(today.getMonth()==X && today.getDate()==X){HolDay = "X! " } var HolDay today=new Date() if (today.getMonth()==0 && today.getDate()==01){HolDay = "Happy New Year! " } else if(today.getMonth()==0 && today.getDate()==11){HolDay = "Happy Birthday Grant! " } else if(today.getMonth()==0 && today.getDate()==19){HolDay = "Happy Birthday Norman! " } else if(today.getMonth()==1 && today.getDate()==14){HolDay = "Happy Valentines Day! " } else if(today.getMonth()==2 && today.getDate()==21){HolDay = "Happy Birthday Linda! " } else if(today.getMonth()==4 && today.getDate()==04){HolDay = "Happy Birthday Sharla! " } else if(today.getMonth()==5 && today.getDate()==17){HolDay = "Happy Birthday Trenton! " } else if(today.getMonth()==6 && today.getDate()==01){HolDay = "Happy Canada Day! " } else if(today.getMonth()==6 && today.getDate()==03){HolDay = "Happy Birthday Irene! " } else if(today.getMonth()==7 && today.getDate()==9){HolDay = "Happy Birthday Gerry! " } else if(today.getMonth()==9 && today.getDate()==31){HolDay = "Happy Holloween! " } else if(today.getMonth()==10 && today.getDate()==11){HolDay = "A Day to Remember! " } else if(today.getMonth()==10 && today.getDate()==28){HolDay = "Happy Birthday Helene! " } else if(today.getMonth()==11 && today.getDate()==17){HolDay = "Happy Birthday Christina! " } else if(today.getMonth()==11 && today.getDate()==25){HolDay = "Merry Christmas! " } else if(today.getMonth()==11 && today.getDate()==26){HolDay = "Happy Boxing Day! " } else if(today.getMonth()==11 && today.getDate()==31){HolDay = "Have a good New Year! " } else { HolDay = "Good Day Eh!" } // Write the full year var year today=new Date() { year = today.getFullYear() } // Write the day of the month. var day, date, month today=new Date() if(today.getDay()==0){ day = "Sunday," } else if(today.getDay()==1){day ="Monday," } else if(today.getDay()==2){day ="Tuesday,"} else if(today.getDay()==3){day ="Wednesday,"} else if(today.getDay()==4){day ="Thursday,"} else if(today.getDay()==5){day ="Friday,"} else if(today.getDay()==6){day ="Saturday,"} if(today.getMonth()==0){month="January"} else if(today.getMonth()==1){month ="February"} else if(today.getMonth()==2){month ="March"} else if(today.getMonth()==3){month ="April"} else if(today.getMonth()==4){month ="May"} else if(today.getMonth()==5){month ="June"} else if(today.getMonth()==6){month ="July"} else if(today.getMonth()==7){month ="August"} else if(today.getMonth()==8){month ="September"} else if(today.getMonth()==9){month ="October"} else if(today.getMonth()==10){month ="November"} else if(today.getMonth()==11){month ="December"} if(today.getDate()==1){date ="1st "} else if(today.getDate()==2){date ="2nd"} else if(today.getDate()==3){date ="3rd"} else if(today.getDate()==4){date ="4th"} else if(today.getDate()==5){date ="5th"} else if(today.getDate()==6){date ="6th"} else if(today.getDate()==7){date ="7th"} else if(today.getDate()==8){date ="8th"} else if(today.getDate()==9){date ="9th"} else if(today.getDate()==10){date ="10th"} else if(today.getDate()==11){date ="11th"} else if(today.getDate()==12){date ="12th"} else if(today.getDate()==13){date ="13th"} else if(today.getDate()==14){date ="14th"} else if(today.getDate()==15){date ="15th"} else if(today.getDate()==16){date ="16th"} else if(today.getDate()==17){date ="17th"} else if(today.getDate()==18){date ="18th"} else if(today.getDate()==19){date ="19th"} else if(today.getDate()==20){date ="20th"} else if(today.getDate()==21){date ="21st"} else if(today.getDate()==22){date ="22nd"} else if(today.getDate()==23){date ="23rd"} else if(today.getDate()==24){date ="24th"} else if(today.getDate()==25){date ="25th"} else if(today.getDate()==26){date ="26th"} else if(today.getDate()==27){date ="27th"} else if(today.getDate()==28){date ="28th"} else if(today.getDate()==29){date ="29th"} else if(today.getDate()==30){date ="30th"} else if(today.getDate()==31){date ="31st"} // Opens the Tic-Tac-Toe board function tic() { window.open("tictactoe.html","","height=250,width=250,left=300,top=200"); } // Open the What's New page in it's own window function win() { window.open("whatsnew.html","","height=380,width=540,left=80,top=100,toolbar=no,menubar=no,location=no,scrollbars=yes,resizable=no"); } // Open the Math Game (may not use anymore) function math() { window.open("mathgame.html","","height=180,width=300,left=450,top=200"); } // Open the Yellow Calculator in it's own window function calc() { window.open("yellowcalculator.html","","height=280,width=240,left=250,top=150"); } // Opens the Blockit game. Game does'nt work in Netscape or Mozilla. (may not use until fixed) function bloc() { window.open("blockit.html","","height=400,width=426,left=120,top=100"); } // For the Drag Ya game. Also does'nt work in Netscape or Mozilla function dragya() { window.open("dragya.html","","height=300,width=400,left=120,top=100"); } // Opens my card page. function mycard() { window.open("mycard.html","","height=230,width=402,left=100,top=120,toolbar=no,menubar=no,location=no,scrollbars=no,directories=no,status=no,resizable=no"); } // Opens Random Lucky Number. function myLuck() { window.open("random.html","","height=130,width=450,left=165,top=235,toolbar=no,menubar=no,location=no,scrollbars=no,directories=no,status=no,resizable=no"); } // This may not be used much longer. IE only function bookmarkit(){ window.external.addFavorite('http://www.geocities.com/boogomatic/index.html','boogomatic') }